Monday, January 17, 2005

TV Newsroom Humor - Q&A

A friend from another market sent this today...

Q: How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but before it's all over, they're gonna change ALL the light bulbs.

Q: How many reporters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three.. two.. one.

Q: How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's okay, I unscrewed the bulb for the dramatic effect!

Q: What's the difference between God and a news anchor?
A: God doesn't think he's a news anchor.

Q: How many station department heads does it take to change alight bulb?
A: You know, this issue strikes at the very heart of one of ourcore competencies.We need to think outside the box, and be proactive on this. Hereis the bottom line: at the end of the day, we need to leverage our knowledgebase and find a viable solution that fits synergistically. All right people, let's put together a game plan that makes sense, and tomorrow we'll touch base and see where we're at on this.

Q: How many Business Managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Did you requisition this bulb? If so, I haven't signed off on it. Oh and by the way, once it's approved in Movaris make sure you order online through Staples. The $.03 credit will show up on your repair and maintenance line next month.

Q: How many General Managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: (Assistant:) He'll give you an answer as soon as he gets backfrom golf with a very important customer, but I'm sure he's going to want to know why we need to replace it, since it's only been out for a few days.

Q: How many Promotions people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: If this light bulb isn't changed soon—your FAMILY, your HOME,even your DOG-may all be at risk! Change this bulb tonight or you may spend a lifetime in darkness!

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